unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

onebookcantransformyou:

Favourite Levi Quotes Part 1

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000


Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

Ladies.

n-a-blue-box:

you can be like sif.

you can be like black widow

you can be like jane foster

you can be like darcy

you can be like pepper potts.

But i suggest being like Mjolnir, and only allow worthy people to pick you up.

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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

stuckwith-harry:

sailorcedes:

sirlestrange:

sunset-in-my-veins:

Draco Malfoy saving Harry’s ass and throwing him his wand.

#WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CUTTING THIS SHOULD BE BROUGHT BEFORE THE WIZENGAMOT AND THEN PUBLICLY FLOGGED

WHY WHY WAS THIS CUT?!

bc someone david fuckin yates obviously thought that awkward draco/voldy hug was more important

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